• me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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College be like

vavavante:

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

FASFA BE LIKE : $14.78

(via phukers)

maybeimalittlebitch:

sir-hathaway:

least-virginy-virgin-ever:

infinite-songbird:

how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

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How’d you do? I see you’ve met my..Faithful…Handy man

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